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    11/02/09 at 04:54 PM
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The economy is so bad that a truck load of Americans were caught trying to sneak into Mexico.

(OK, it is your turn now.)

The economy is so bad that.......???


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    11/02/09 at 05:37 PM
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The the "Will work for food " people wear three piece suits.

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    11/02/09 at 10:15 PM
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Dan is getting his insurance from Geico


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    11/02/09 at 10:52 PM
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That the Geico is Barbqued ( see mexican radio)

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    11/03/09 at 02:20 PM
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now wait just a cotton picking minute.....


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    11/03/09 at 02:25 PM
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I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, And the touch of a world that is older 
I turn the switch and check the number, I leave it on when in bed I slumber
I hear the rhythms of the music, I buy the product and never use it
I hear the talking of the DJ, Can't understand just what does he say?
I'm on a mexican radio.... I'm on a Mexican - whoah - radio
I dial it in and tune the station, They talk about the U.S. inflation
I understand just a little, No comprende, it's a riddle
I'm on a mexican radio.....I'm on a Mexican, whoa-Oh, radio
I'm on a mexican radio.....I'm on a Mexican, whoa-Oh, radio
I wish I was in Tijuana, Eating barbequed iguana
I'd take requests on the telephone, I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder,I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the DJ, Can't understand just what does he say?
I'm on a mexican radio.... I'm on a Mexican, whoa-Oh, radio
I'm on a mexican radio..... I'm on a Mexican, whoa-Oh, radio
Radio radio... Radio radio... Radio radio...
I'm on a mexican radio..... I'm on a Mexican, whoa-Oh, radio
I'm on a mexican radio......I'm on a Mexican, whoa-Oh, radio
Radio radio... What does he say ?
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    11/03/09 at 08:31 PM
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    11/03/09 at 08:37 PM
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The economy is so bad.....when I ordered a hamburger at McDonalds the young man behind the counter asked me if I could afford to have fries with that.

The economy is so bad that Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

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    11/06/09 at 01:16 PM
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ok, my turn, the economy is so bad that I had to move out of the cave and under Janis's palm trees....


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    11/07/09 at 09:33 PM
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But DAN,
You helped me cut them all down with your handy, dandy, chainsaw!  You'll have to live among the stumps! 
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    11/08/09 at 10:53 AM
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Janis, we are all healthy diabetics here, there will be NO stumps allowed.


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    11/10/09 at 01:30 PM
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you stumped me on that one....

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    11/11/09 at 06:31 PM
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G-R-O-A-N!!!!!!!


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    11/12/09 at 11:08 AM
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we do not allow groaning on this site. Whining ok, but no groaning...

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